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"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Are men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?"
    -Hugh Grant


"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    -Sharon Stone


"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
    -Barbara Bush